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You
know you are too old to Trick or Treat
when:
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10.
You get winded from knocking on the
door.
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9. You
have to have a kid chew the candy
for you. |
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8.
You ask for high fiber candy only. |
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7.
When someone drops a candy bar
in your bag,
you
lose your balance
and fall over. |
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6.
People say: "Great Boris
Karloff
Mask,"
And you're not wearing a mask. |
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5.
When the door opens you yell,
"Trick or..."
And
can't remember the rest. |
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4.
By the end of the night,
you
have a
bag full of restraining orders. |
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3.
You have to carefully choose a costume
that
won't dislodge your hairpiece. |
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2.
You're the only Power
Ranger
in the
neighborhood
with a walker.
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And
the number one reason Seniors should
not go
Trick
Or Treating...
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*
*
1.
You keep having to go home to pee.
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No
matter, have a HAPPY
HALLOWEEN anyway. |