A man is driving along a highway and sees a
rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He
swerves to avoid hitting it, but
unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front
of the car. |
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The driver, a sensitive man as well as an
animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit
is the Easter Bunny,
and he is DEAD. |
The driver feels so awful that
he begins to cry. |
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A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
highway sees a man crying on the
side of the road and pulls over.
She
steps out of the car and asks
the man what's wrong. |
"I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter
Bunny with my car and
KILLED HIM." |
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The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She
runs to her car and pulls out a
spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead
Easter Bunny,
bends down, and sprays the
contents onto him. |
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the
two of them
and hops off down the road. |
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Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves
again,
he
hops down the road another 10
feet, turns and waves, hops
another ten feet, turns and
waves, and repeats this again and
again and again and again, until
he hops out of sight. |
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman
and demands,
"What
is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter
Bunny?" |
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The woman turns the can around so that the man
can read the label.
It says.. |
(Are you ready for this?) |
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(Are you sure?) |
(Last chance) |
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(OK, here it is) |
It says: |
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"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair, and
adds permanent wave."
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