Why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why
can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You
know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out
of that stuff?!
Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why
do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why
do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
And
if flying is so safe, then why do they call it an airport
terminal? |