Q:
Where can men over the
age of 60 find
younger, sexy women
who are interested in
them?
A:
Try a bookstore, under
fiction..
Q:
What can a man do
while his wife is
going through
menopause?
A:
Keep busy. If
you're handy with
tools, you can finish
the basement.
When you're done
you'll have a place to
live.
Q:
Someone has told me
that menopause is
mentioned in the
bible. Is that
true? Where can it be
found?
A:
Yes. Matthew
14:92:
"And Mary rode
Joseph's ass all the
way to Egypt
.."
Q:
How can you increase
the heart rate of your
60-plus year old
husband?
A:
Tell him you're
pregnant.
Q:
How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A:
Take off your glasses.
Q:
Seriously! What can I
do for these Crow's
feet and all those
wrinkles on my face?
A:
Go braless. It
will usually pull them
out.
Q:
Why should 60-plus
year old people use
valet parking?
A:
Valets don't forget
where they park your
car.
Q:
Is it common for
60-plus year olds to
have problems with short
term memory
storage?
A:
Storing memory is not
a problem. Retrieving
it is the problem..
Q:
As people age, do they
sleep more soundly?
A:
Yes, but usually in
the afternoon.
Q:
Where should 60-plus
year olds look for eye
glasses?
A:
On their foreheads.
Q:
What is the most
common remark made by
60-plus year olds when
they enter antique
stores?
A:
"Gosh, I remember
these!" |