VISITING AUTHOR/EDITOR ARTICLE JANUARY 2009 The Ten Commandments Of Marriage Submitted By Robert Kuenzli
The
Ten Commandments Of Marriage Commandment
1 But
so are thunder and lightning. talk
in your sleep. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In
the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Either
the car is new or the wife is. The
trouble starts when they try to decide which one. After
marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. But
the law allows only one wife. That
is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste. After that, he is finished
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