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LANDESVERBAND USA
NEWSLETTER AND MAGAZINE
HISTORY
AND POLITICS
 02/24/13
October November December
2010 Volume 5 Number 4
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VISITING
AUTHOR/EDITOR ARTICLE
NOVEMBER
2010
GOD
IS VERY BUSY !!
Forwarded
by Jon C. Zimmerman
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If
you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks
!!!
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A
United States Marine was taking some college
courses between assignments.
He
had completed 20 missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan.
One
of the courses had a professor
who was
an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
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One
day the professor shocked the class when he came
into the room.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated,
"GOD,
if you are real,
then I
want you to knock me off this platform...
I'll
give you exactly 15 min."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a
pin drop.
Ten
minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed,
"Here
I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
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It
got down to the last couple of minutes
when
the Marine got out of his chair,
went
up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform.
The
professor was out cold.
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The
Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned,
and
sat there looking on in silence.
The
professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and
asked,
"What in the world is the matter with you?
Why did you do that?"
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The
Marine calmly replied,
"GOD was too busy today
protecting
America 's soldiers
who
are protecting your right to say stupid stuff
and act like an idiot.
So
He sent me."
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The
Classroom Erupted in Cheers!
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GOD
BLESS AMERICA
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VISITING
AUTHOR/EDITOR ARTICLE
OCTOBER
2010
!!
FINALLY !!
Forwarded
by Eduard Grünwald
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"And
thus, dear students,
we
have arrived at the formula for understanding
women".
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VISITING
AUTHOR/EDITOR ARTICLE
OCTOBER
2010
BILL
HAS DONE IT AGAIN !
Forwarded
By Sgt. James S. Thornton
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'They're
standing on the corner and they
can't speak English.
I can't even talk the way these
people talk:
Why you ain't,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be...
And I blamed the kid until I heard
the mother talk.
And then I heard the father talk.
Everybody knows it's important to
speak English except these
knuckleheads. You can't be a
doctor with that kind of crap
coming out of your mouth
In fact you will never get any
kind of job making a decent
living.
People marched and were hit in the
face with rocks to get an
Education, and now we've got these
knuckleheads walking around.
The lower economic people are not
holding up their end in this deal.
These people are not parenting.
They are buying things for kids.
$500 sneakers for what?
And they won't spend $200 for Hooked
on Phonics.
I am talking about these people
who cry when their son is standing
there in an orange suit.
Where were you when he was 2?
Where were you when he was 12?
Where were you when he was 18 and
how come you didn't know that he
had a pistol?
And where is the father? Or who is
his father?
People putting their clothes on
backward:
Isn't that a sign of something
gone wrong?
People with their hats on
backward, pants down around the
crack, isn't that a sign of
something?
Isn't it a sign of something when
she has her dress all the way up
and got all type of needles
[piercing] going through her body?
What part of Africa did
this come from??
We are not Africans. Those people
are not Africans; they don't know
a thing about Africa .....
I
say this all of the time. It
would be like white people saying
they are European-American.
That is totally stupid.
I
was born here, and so were my
parents and grand parents and,
very likely my great grandparents.
I don't have any connection
to Africa, no more than white
Americans have to Germany
, Scotland ,
England , Ireland
, or the Netherlands .
The same applies to 99
percent of all the black Americans
as regards to Africa
So stop, already! ! !
With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua
and Mohammed and all of that crap
......... And
all of them are in jail.
Brown or black versus the Board of
Education is no longer the white
person's problem.
We have got to take the
neighborhood back.
People used to be ashamed. Today a
woman has eight children with
eight different 'husbands' -- or
men or whatever you call them now.
We have millionaire football
players who cannot read.
We have million-dollar basketball
players who can't write two
paragraphs. We, as black folks
have to do a better job.
Someone working at Wal-Mart
with seven kids, you are hurting
us.
We have to start holding each
other to a higher standard..
We cannot blame the white people
any longer.'
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Dr.
William Henry 'Bill'
Cosby, Jr., Ed.D.
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WELL
SAID, BILL
It's
NOT about color...
It's about behavior!!!
PASS THIS
ON AROUND THE WORLD !!!
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VISITING
AUTHOR/EDITOR
ARTICLE
OCTOBER
2010
EMAIL
TRACKER
PROGRAMS
VERY
INTERESTING
AND
A
MUST READ
Forwarded
By Eddy
Palffy
The man that
sent this
information
is a
computer
tech.
He spends a
lot of time
clearing the
junk off
computers
for people
and listens
to
complaints
about speed.
All forwards
are not bad,
just some.
Be sure you
read the
very last
paragraph.
He
wrote:
By
now, I
suspect
everyone is
familiar
with snopes.com
and/or truthorfiction.com for
determining
whether
information
received via
email is
just that:
true/false
or
fact/fiction.
Both are
excellent
sites.
Advice
from snopes.com
VERY
IMPORTANT!!
1)
Any time you
see an email
that says
"forward
this on to
'10' (or
however
many) of
your
friends",
"sign
this
petition",
or
"you'll
get bad
luck"
or
"you'll
get good
luck"
or
"you'll
see
something
funny on
your screen
after you
send
it" or
whatever ---
it almost
always has
an email
tracker
program
attached
that tracks
the cookies
and emails
of those
folks you
forward to.
The host
sender is
getting a
copy each
time it gets
forwarded
and then is
able to get
lists of
'active'
email
addresses to
use in SPAM
emails or
sell to
other
spammers.
Even when
you get
emails that
demand you
send the
email on
if you're
not ashamed
of God/Jesus
--- that
is email
tracking,
and they are
playing on
our
conscience.
These people
don't care
how they get
your email
addresses -
just as long
as they get
them.
Also, emails
that talk
about a
missing
child or a
child with
an incurable
disease
"how
would you
feel if that
was your
child"
--- email
tracking.
Ignore them
and don't
participate!
2)
Almost
all
emails that
ask you to
add your
name and
forward on
to others
are similar
to that mass
letter years
ago that
asked people
to send
business
cards to the
little kid
in Florida
who wanted
to break the
Guinness
Book of
Records
for the most
cards.
All it was,
and all any
of this type
of email is,
is a way to
get names
and 'cookie'
tracking
information
for
telemarketers
and spammers
-- to
validate
active email
accounts for
their own profitable purposes.
You
can do your
Friends and
Family
members a
GREAT favor
by sending
this
information
to them.
You will be
providing a
service to
your
friends.
And you will
be rewarded
by not
getting
thousands of
spam emails
in the
future!
Do
yourself a
favor and STOP adding
your name(s)
to those
types of
listing
regardless
how inviting
they might
sound! Or
make you
feel guilty
if you
don't! It's
all about
getting
email
addresses
and nothing
more.
You
may think
you are
supporting a
GREAT cause,
but you are
NOT!
Instead,
you will be
getting tons
of junk
mail
later and
very
possibly a
virus
attached!
Plus, we are
helping the
spammers get
rich!
Let's not
make it easy
for them!
ALSO:
Email
petitions
are NOT
acceptable
to Congress
or any
other
organization
- i.e.
social
security,
etc.
To be
acceptable,
petitions
must have a
"signed
signature" and
full address
of the
person
signing the
petition, so
this is a
waste of
time and you
are just
helping the
email
trackers.
Tips
for Handling
Telemarketers
Three
Little Words
That Work!!
(1)The
three little
words are: 'Hold
On,
Please...'
Saying
this, while
putting down
your phone
and walking
off (instead
of
hanging-up
immediately)
would make
each
telemarketing
call so much
more
time-consuming
that boiler
room sales
would grind
to a halt.
Then
when you
eventually
hear the
phone
company's
'beep-beep-beep'
tone, you
know it's
time to go
back and
hang up your
handset,
which has
efficiently
completed
its task.
These
three little
words will
help eliminate
telephone
soliciting..
(2) Do
you ever get
those
annoying
phone calls
with no one
on the other
end?
This
is a
telemarketing
technique
where a
machine
makes phone
calls and
records the
time of day
when a
person
answers the
phone.
This
technique is
used to
determine
the best
time of day
for a 'real'
sales person
to call back
and get
someone at
home.
What
you can do
after
answering,
if you
notice there
is no one
there, is to
immediately
start
hitting your #
button on
the phone, 6
or 7 times
as quickly
as
possible.. This
confuses the
machine that
dialed the
call, and it
kicks your
number out
of their
system.
Gosh, what a
shame not to
have your
name in
their system
any
longer!!!
(3)
Junk Mail
Help:
When you get
'ads'
enclosed
with your
phone or utility
bill,
return these
'ads' with
your
payment. Let
the sending
companies
throw their
own junk
mail
away.
When
you get
those
'pre-approved'
letters in
the mail for
everything
from credit
cards to 2nd
mortgages
and similar
type junk,
do not throw
away the
return
envelope.
Most of
these come
with
postage-paid
return
envelopes,
right? It
costs them
more than
the regular
44 cents
postage,
'IF' and
when they
receive them
back.
It
costs them
nothing if
you throw
them away! The
postage was
around 50
cents before
the last
increase and
it is
according to
the weight.
In that
case, why
not get rid
of some of
your other
junk mail
and put it
in these
cool little,
postage-paid
return
envelopes.
One of
Andy Rooney
's (60
minutes)
ideas.
Send
an ad for
your local
chimney
cleaner to American
Express.
Send a pizza
coupon to
Citibank. If
you didn't
get anything
else that
day, then
just send
them their
blank
application
back!
If you want
to remain
anonymous,
just make
sure your
name isn't
on anything
you send
them.
You
can even
send the
envelope
back empty
if you want
to just to
keep them
guessing! It
still costs
them 44
cents.
The banks
and credit
card
companies
are
currently
getting a
lot of their
own junk
back in the
mail, but
folks, we
need to
OVERWHELM
them. Let's
let them
know what
it's like to
get lots of
junk mail,
and best of
all they're
paying for
it...Twice!
Let's
help keep
our postal
service busy
since they
are saying
that e-mail
is cutting
into their
business
profits, and
that's why
they need to
increase postage
costs
again. You
get the
idea!
If enough
people
follow these
tips, it
will work
---- I have
been doing
this for
years, and I
get very
little junk
mail
anymore.
THIS
JUST MIGHT
BE ONE
E-MAIL
THAT
YOU WILL
WANT
TO
FORWARD TO
YOUR FRIENDS
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VISITING
AUTHOR/EDITOR ARTICLE
OCTOBER
2010
GO
GREEN IN
NOVEMBER
Forwarded
By Sgt. James S. Thornton
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This
is unique. Speaks truth.
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I
do not like this Uncle Sam.
I do not like his health care
scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the
books.
I do not like when Congress
steals.
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan .
I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN'.
I do not like this spending spree.
I'm smart. I know that nothing's
free!
I do not like your smug
replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope,
Spewed through lies by a string-pulled
dope!
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GO
GREEN! RECYCLE CONGRESS
ON NOVEMBER 2, 2010!
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GO
GREEN! RECYCLE CONGRESS
ON NOVEMBER 2, 2010!
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