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              LANDESVERBAND USA            

  NEWSLETTER AND MAGAZINE 

LIFE AND LEISURE

02/24/13

July August September   2010    Volume 5 Number 3

 

 

VISITING AUTHOR/EDITOR ARTICLE

JULY 2010

New Church Signs

 

Forwarded by Jon C. Zimmerman

 

Life is Hard


Afterlife is Harder!

Love this next one?

 

Please forward this to someone you know !

If you are a non believer in God, just delete !

 

 

 

 

 

JULY 2010

 

Read Quietly

 

Forwarded by Magdalena Metzger

 

 

To realize the value of a sister/brother
Ask someone who doesn't have one.

To realize the value of ten years:
Ask a newly divorced couple.

To realize the value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize the value of one year:
Ask a student who has failed a final exam.

To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize the value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby
.

To realize the value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of one minute:
Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize the value of one second:
Ask a person who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
You can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend or family member:
LOSE ONE.

The origin of this letter is unknown,

Remember....Hold on tight to the ones you love!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

VISITING AUTHOR/EDITOR ARTICLE

JULY 2010

 

British Police Interrogation-Funny

 

 

Forwarded By Sgt. James S. Thornton

 

 

 

 

WATCH THE ENTIRE CLIP

 

 

 

 

 

VISITING AUTHOR/EDITOR ARTICLE

JULY 2010

Bag Pipes

 

Forwarded by Jon C. Zimmerman

 

 

 

     Subject: Bagpipes    

 

          As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.  Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man.

          He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back-country.

          As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost; and being a typical man I didn't stop for directions.

          I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.



          There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

          I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.

          I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

          The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around.

          I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.

          I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

          And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep.

          They wept, I wept, we all wept together.

          When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car.

          Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

          As I was opening the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say,

                    "Sweet Mother of Jesus, I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years!!"

 

 

 

 

 

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